Sloth Confession I just want a carefree, hedonistic life. No responsibility. Just drink, and smoke, and play. No more school, total abuse of parents money. No more paying rent, no more midterms. I just want to have good times, playing with the boys, talking with my girls. Hedonism is the only way to go.

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Greed Confession Okay do you wanna know something so fucking disgusting? My mom just gave me 500 bucks like she always does when I ask for more money and I act like I'm fucken miss rich. I fucken just went out to fucken dinner for this fucken huge Japanese sushi and tempura and all that good stuff meal with my girls at this expensive restaurant. Now I'm at home and it's 2 am and I really wanted cigarettes but I ran out, and I also really wanted something sweet. So I ordered from this one pizza place because they also sell cigerettes, and just to make the delivery order enough I also ordered wings. But then that place didn't sell anything sweet, so I just also ordered from another pizza place that has these delicious cinnamon puff things I love. Omigod they're so fucking good, and I ordered extra icing. Then the bill wasn't enough so I also ordered garlic bread. I'm not gonna eat the wings but I will fucken eat the garlic bread and the sweet things. Right now as I'm typing this, I'm waiting for my deliveries to arrive. I ordered the cigarettes way before I ordered from the other place but I'm just praying they both don't come at the same time. That would be so fucking embarrassing. Ahhhhhhhhh. Hahahah. I guess the last part of this confession ended up being gluttony, but still it's more just fucken greedy. Also, I'm a 21 yr old female. Just so you know.

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Greed Confession I once stole candy from a child while his mother wasn't looking. I didn't really want it, but I might have wanted it later. The opportunity presented itself.

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Greed Confession Last night at work I opened up the drawer underneath my till to get an envelope to drop 5 twenties in to the lock box (we have to do this every 5 twenties) to my surprise all of the envelopes that should be blank were filled with money, I guess the supervisor doing cash fucked up royally. I stood there stunned, and called my manager. After I thought of how I could have just pocketed it and never came back. I am an extremely paranoid person though so I don't think that plan would work. I secretly wish I did though.

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Lust Confession I'm so bad. I'm a transvestite and just got another h-shot today, I love playing with my titties. I can't wait until I can get implants and really live the life. I can't wait until I can get fucked in my new vagina instead of taking it up my ass the way I've had to so far.

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Greed Confession I earned $135,000 this year and I want more.

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Greed Confession I want to be so rich that they put my face in the dictionary next to the meaning of the word rich

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Greed Confession I try to get my man to gain wait so I wont feel so heavy. I'm not overweight but I have 10 pounds on him!

Comments pig Rate this comment: Good or Bad you are such a biotch Rate this comment: Good or Bad

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Gluttony Confession I am 23 years old and I still suck my thumb and play with my hair. I can't stop. I have been hiding this all of my life. Only my family members know about my habit. No one understands how embarrassing it is to live with. I want to stop but I don't want to go to a shrink. I think it's too late for that. This habit is a part of me now. It partly defines who I am. Hopefully I'll find someone who loves me for who I am and can accept the habit. I will probably live this way for the rest of my life.

Comments It's never too late, a shrink won't judge you, and you need to stop beating yourself up over it if you ever want to be happy. If it bothers you that much just see the shrink and don't settle for just a medication. Rate this comment: Good or Bad

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Lust Confession I want to have sex with a black girl, white girl, Latina, older woman, a teenage girl, and an Asian girl. Is that too much to ask for? I think I could handle them all.

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Lust Confession all i ever wanted was to fall asleep beside him every night and wake up with him in the morning. i'm not going to have that and its for the best. the emotions are so high and the circumstances are so wrong and we would be so bad for each other. i wanted it bad enough to give it a try though and that's more than i can say for anyone else.

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Greed Confession I ordered previews of over £100 of photos and I scanned them and made quality prints out of them. I told the photographer the photos weren't any good. I can now reproduce the photos in quantity for nothing. He who dares, wins.

Comments Hopefully you dont ever get caught. I work in the stock image industry and if you get caught, you have a GIANT copyright infringement lawsuit on your hands. Rate this comment: Good or Bad

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Greed Confession my check came out to a little bit over $1000 dollars more then it should be , im going to keep it, usually you would think I wouldn't get away with it but im quiting in 2 months so if they don't catch it by then im free, and they have made so many mistakes the last couple months they might just not see this one, wish me luck.

Comments That's awesome! I'm self employed but I wish I would get a big check that I dont deserve! Rate this comment: Good or Bad

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Sloth Confession My roommates are so lazy! One time when it was their turn to do the dishes they just let them sit in the sink until maggots began to grow on the leftover bits of food. And who do you think had to clean up the nasty business? YUCK! I gotta get my own place!

Comments Well first off, when it gets to the point where the dishes are MOVING, its not just your roommates faults. Its all of you. You all need to work together to clean. IF you cant do that for the dishes, throw out ALL Of the washable dishes and have everyone pitch in to buy disposable ones. My sister went through this and blamed it all on her roommates too but you all live together. YOU knew the dishes were getting gross... Rate this comment: Good or Bad

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Greed Confession Okay, so i do ask for a lot but its because i never get things at other places, at least here i can have a little so i take what i can. it's a reasonable excuse i think, even if no one else does.

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Greed Confession I'm fattening up my husband so I can have him all to myself. He's got a jelly belly now - he had a flat stomach when we got married 4 years ago, and I'm going to keep on fattening him, encouraging him to eat seconds and thirds and dessert, until he's big and fat and round. I go to the gym 7 days a week and am a size 4.

Comments You want a fat husband instead of a toned husband? You weirdo freak. Rate this comment: Good or Bad You are tiny! So you want your husband to be FAT and UGLY but you to be gorgeous? Dont you want to be proud to be with your man? Rate this comment: Good or Bad

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Lust Confession I am in a wonderful relationship; I have a fantastic girlfriend to whom I will eventually be married. I love her dearly. However, I fear that I would cheat on her with practically any woman that would show interest. And I'd bury my infidelities, hiding them behind any lie deemed necessary, in order to keep my relationship. And if my relationship were to end, I'd probably run away and do myself in. Yet, I'm still certain that I'd cheat if given the opportunity. It feels that good to me.

Comments Thats because you are an insecure bastard and fucking chicks is comforting ;) Rate this comment: Good or Bad Then you probably need to get help before you get married. Rate this comment: Good or Bad

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Envy Confession I'm jealous of the stupid, fucking, rich, little whore who screwed my ex-boyfriend days after we broke up. Everyone says I'm beautiful and everything and I'm such a kinky bitch. I'll do anything and everything in bed and she's just a rough, little skank. He couldn't even keep it up for her. Wanna know why I'm jealous? Because even though he's not attracted to her, he doesn't hate her the way she hates me.

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Lust Confession I was living next door to a couple who was having problems. I always thought that husband was cute and ended up sleeping with him, for nearly a month. During this same time, she started coming over to my place, I thought for consolation. Soon enough, I was sleeping with her too (and still managed to keep it from them both). Who was better, you ask? well...

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Greed Confession For the fear that I have damned the universe, I must confess my most grievous of sins. I'm the reason no one can complete the unified string theory. It is through my greed and pride for its creation that I have not shared it with mankind. As our darkest hour approaches, I now know that by not revealing all that I hold back, humanity is doomed. From the darkest, coldest regions of the universe, the terrible secret of space will make itself known to us. If only I had not seen the folly of my ways sooner, we would've been able to defend ourselves from what is coming. What comes from us controls the very core of time and space itself. For the longest time, we've considered gravity a force of pulling, recently, through no help from me, the scientific community has discovered that there is a second power... dark energy. Gravity that would push... no.. dare I say... shove? Those that seek our damnation wield this gravitational doom as if it were a mighty blade. They will not stop at merely destroying us, they will wipe us out from all time and memory itself. I'm sorry.

Comments Yes, and I am God. Rate this comment: Good or Bad ummm... WHAT? Rate this comment: Good or Bad

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